FAQ

INTERNSHIP

01 – I want to do an internship with you; what do I do?
Send your resume, and we will do a general interview to understand the best way to use your slave labor.

02 – My institution has no agreement with you; what do I do?
We have agreements with several educational institutions, let us know what the institution is, and we’ll make the appropriate protocols.

03 – What is the minimum duration of the internship?
Our internal policy sets a minimum duration of 3 months.

04 – I want to do a remote internship; what do I do?
Do not do. An internship is a time to learn seriously things not taught in the course (…but should have been).

05 – I don’t like to work in a team, what do I do?
Do not do. All things exist because of man’s ability to work together.

PRESENTATION

 06 – I don’t have a resume; what do I do?
Make a resume.

 07 – I don’t have a portfolio; what do I do?
Build a portfolio.

08 – I don’t know what games you have built; what do I do?
Do not do. What games are you able to build? (https://www.darkcloud.games/careers/)

09 – I am young, so I seek a balance between my personal and work life; what do I do?
Do not do. Go to Blizzard: (https://careers.blizzard.com/global/en)

COGNITION

 10– I’m afraid to send my resume; what do I do?
Without a resume, we can’t send your mother’s soul to hell.

 11– I still don’t know what I want to do with my life; what do I do?
Ask your mother.

 12 – My mother told me not to send a resume; what do I do?
She’s possibly correct and knows we’ll send her soul straight to hell.

 13 – I want to send my mother’s soul to hell; what do I do?
Just send us your resume.