Some questions deserve a sweet answer
01 – I want to do an internship with you; what do I do?
To apply for an internship, please send your resume, and we’ll schedule a general interview to determine the best opportunity to use your slave labor.
02 – My institution has no agreement with you; what do I do?
If your educational institution doesn’t have an agreement with us, please provide its name, and we’ll work with them to establish a protocol.
03 – What is the minimum duration of the internship?
Our internal policy requires a minimum duration of 3 months (480 hours) for an internship.
04 – I want to do a remote internship; what do I do?
We do not offer remote internships, as we believe in-person collaboration is essential for effective learning.
05 – I don’t like to work in a team, what do I do?
Do not do. Our internship program requires teamwork and collaboration, which are essential skills for success in the workplace.
06 – I don’t have a resume; what do I do?
Make a resume.
07 – I don’t have a portfolio; what do I do?
Build a portfolio.
08 – I don’t know what games you have built; what do I do?
Do not do. What games are you able to build? (https://www.darkcloud.games/careers/)
09 – I am young, so I seek a balance between my personal life and work; what do I do?
Do not do. Go to Blizzard: (https://careers.blizzard.com/global/en)
10– I’m afraid to send my resume; what do I do?
Without a resume, we can’t send your mother’s soul to hell.
11– I still don’t know what I want to do with my life; what do I do?
Ask your mother.
12 – My mother told me not to send a resume; what do I do?
She’s possibly correct and knows we’ll send her soul straight to hell.
13 – I want to send my mother’s soul to hell; what do I do?
Just send us your resume.