1 – I don’t have a resume; what do I do?
Make a resume.
2 – I don’t have a portfolio; what do I do?
Build a portfolio.
3 – I’m afraid to send my resume; what do I do?
Without a resume, we can’t send your mother’s soul to hell.
4 – I still don’t know what I want to do with my life; what do I do?
Ask your mother.
5 – My mother told me not to send a resume; what do I do?
She’s possibly correct and knows we’re going to send her soul straight to hell.
6 – I want to send my mother’s soul to hell; what do I do?
Just send us your resume.
7 – I am an SJW (Social Justice Warrior); what do I do?
Do not do.
- We don’t believe in identity politics;
- Don’t believe in toxic masculinity;
- Don’t believe in egalitarianism;
- Don’t believe in identitarianism;
- Don’t believe in global warming;
- Don’t believe in overpopulation;
- Don’t believe in a vegan diet;
- Don’t believe in a flat earth (…and yes, electric cars are a scam).
8– I’m a progressive person; what do I do?
Do not do.
- We’re not progressives;
- Don’t adhere to binary thinking;
- Don’t adhere to semantic manipulation;
- Don’t adhere to a misandric society;
- Don’t adhere to the relativization of freedom of expression.
9 – I am a borderline personality; what do I do?
Do not do. We don’t like to draw lines, but we desire to stay away from the edge.
10 – I believe in patriarchy and that neutrinos are potential abusers; what do I do?
Do not do. We don’t believe in patriarchy, but we agree that neutrinos are abusive elementary particles that invade us millions of times per second.
11 – I’m a radical feminist; what do I do?
Do not do. Demons are chauvinistic oppressors MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way), don’t try to change who they are.
12 – I’m not a Satanist and don’t even eat babies; what do I do?
Do not do. We don’t eat babies, but we chain virgins to rocks and do offerings to different cosmic entities.
13 – I don’t know what games have you built; what do I do?
Do not do. The right question is: What games are you able to build? Failure to meet prerequisites makes you unfit for a role. (https://www.darkcloud.games/careers/)
14 – I want to do an internship with you; what do I do?
Sent your resume, and we will do a general interview to understand the best way to use your slave labor.
15 – My institution has no agreement with you; what do I do?
We have agreements with several educational institutions, let us know what institution is, and we’ll make the appropriate protocols.
16 – What is the minimum duration of the internship?
Our internal policy sets the minimum duration of 3 months.
17 – I want to do a remote internship; what do I do?
Do not do. An internship is a time to learn seriously do things not taught in the course (…but should have been).
18 – I don’t like to work in a team, what do I do?
Do not do. All things exist only because of the ability of some individuals to work in a group.